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[Nov. 13th, 2006|02:31 pm]
Robin Bougie
Set Diary for “The Cumming of Jizzus”

Day 1
(November 11th 2006)

It was a day at least 4 months in the making. It was somewhere about that long since scriptwriter Karina Jordi provided us with the script/idea we’d need to roll this project in motion, and investors had been nailed down. The project?

Cinema Sewer presents: THE CUMMING OF JIZZUS.

The relatively short 4 hour shoot for the first day of creating this triple X bible story provided some very exciting results. Chelsea Chainsaw directing, myself producing, doing sound (and doing whatever else I could on set to make things go smoothly), and "The Filthy Swede" and Jelena on Camera -- deftly capturing all the action.

It looked as if things might have fallen through right off the bat when the guy in charge of getting us a camera, lights, and sound recording equipment totally let us down -- for excuses that I never really properly cared to take the time to understand. I’m told that he later had the gall to phone and ask when the shoot was so that he could come by and check it out. This type of shit where you have to rely on other people (who could very well punk out) is the reason I’ve never gone into film making of any kind up to this point. I've instead stuck to self-publishing and drawing perverted comics... where I’m the director, actor, cameraman, and distributor. No one to blame for not showing up but myself.

(I caught Mandy (left) and Chelsea (right) reading The John Project between takes. Had to capture the moment)

As of last week I was not entirely sure why I’ve given that stance up and begun working on this biblically-themed porn movie project, but it probably has something to do with a few factors. 1) The concept is brilliant (more about that in later set diary instalments), 2) Working creatively with Chelsea has an infectious energy about it -- one I’m not likely to turn away from, and 3) I started to realise that my stance of being worried about how other people would let me down is one based on fear. Fear is not a good enough reason to not make a fucking awesome porn movie. It’s a lousy excuse, in fact.

We were not to be stopped. Two other cameras appeared thanks to Jelena and her partner , "The Filthy Swede". Professional set lights were plopped in our lap mere minutes before shooting commenced thanks to a local pornographer who dashed out into that cold rainy evening with equipment in tow to help fellow sleaze merchants make some biblical filth. Much thanks to our star, Matt Daddy Deluxe for hooking that connection up.

Matt Daddy about to swoop into action. Sense my... energy

Yes, my friends.... Matt Daddy Deluxe with his (some say) legendary performing cock. Long time readers of Cinema Sewer may remember him as the man who wrote the article in issue #12: “I WANT MY DICK TO BUY ME A HOUSE”, an entertaining account of his first days working as a hired dick in the Vancouver porn scene. Now he was trotting in the door and razzing me about my studded leather bracelet. Gawd Bless the M.D.D.

Chelsea gives direction while Matt seems SEMI-interested.

Our lead female performer for the night was the lovely and diminutive Mandy More, a completely cool and relaxed hump-performer who brought with her excellent sex-positive energy, and was totally happy and excited to be a part of the project. Finding performers we personally like, and want to spend time with on (and off) set was voted on as mandatory from the outset -- and Miss More fit the bill to a T. (Look for her in coming Cinema Sewer porn productions.)

Behind the scenes: Mandy and Jelena rock cocks. The Filthy Swede and Matt bask in their glow.

Last minute changes to the rather hilarious set built with loving care by the lovely Rebecca Dart and myself (which purposefully looked exactly like it was made for a grade 5 play), and we were off and rolling. A topless rule was employed to keep the camaraderie high and the mood filthy, and my pasty white flesh momentarily blinded all who looked upon it. None of the crew had any experience shooting fuck scenes, and none of the cast had any experience shooting non-fuck scenes, but you would have never known it. With a few stutter steps we made it through shooting the dialogue scenes and we were off to the races with some sloppy blowjob action.

Matt has CLAW HAND, while Chelsea jerks off air-boners.

Mandy dropped to her knees and buried her face onto Matt’s dong with wild heated abandon, and it was all I could do to keep Chelsea from hooting and catcalling like a drunk horny sailor. We’d all gotten into the wine before hand, although getting professional enough to shoot the greased-up action before us fell in line almost immediately. We were a finely tuned pornographic unit as I closely followed Jelena around, tethered to her Camera with the mic and headset -- trying not to get into the shot, but also trying to capture every moan and splatting wet-beef noise being sent our way.

Matt expressed concern about our lack of a wig for him, and looked more like a crazy homeless person than Jesus Christ in his beard, but none of this detracted him from spouting off some choice ad libs about sucking for holy water or some equally dubious shit. A computer monitor in the room played bile-filled throat-fucking scenes from a derogatory Max Hardcore film to keep his boner consistently interested.

Previous complaints about noise in Chelsea’s apartment (Hey, the girl likes to play her music -- whatchagonnado?) brought some silent concern from me when she decided to loudly smack her knuckles against the wall in place of yelling “Action”, but no landlords arrived at the door to kick our naked lubed-up asses out into the frosty November night -- so it was all good.

A short break in the sweaty, furious action. Note the droplet of non-descript liquid on the lense. Them juices was flying, yo.

By the time a couple of fuck-positions had been employed everyone was pretty hot and sweaty under the stage lights. Some great footage was captured, and Matt’s cum shot arced across Mandy’s smiling face like a beacon of prosperity, spattering from forehead to chin. High fives and hugs were then handed out (Chelsea happily mentioned something about Matt’s cum getting on her tits by accident) and the mood was one of communal elation for a sleazy job well done.


Drinking and eating commenced, although Mandy caught a cab immediately to another sleazy gig, and I ran home to get a blowjob. I actually didn't pop one single boner during the entire shoot. I was just too concentrated on getting the sound and making sure everything was going right. At one point I snapped to while my face was 2 feet from greased up doggy-style cock slamming into Mandy's pussy, and suddenly realised that I hadn't even been watching them fuck until that second. It was an odd realisation, and even odder to note that I didn't get horny until I'd had gotten home and had some time to decompress.

It felt exhilarating to have our porn-making cherries busted in such a nasty/cool environment, and If every day on set goes as well as this, it wouldn’t be unthinkable to say that one or more of the creators of THE CUMMING OF JIZZUS may have stumbled upon a new profession.

More to cum.

(ps: Yes, I checked with Rebecca! She's ok with this picture, and nothing but hugs happened, I swear!)

More Set diaries here:
Part two:

Part three:

and four:



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[User Picture]From: tmcm
2006-11-13 10:39 pm (UTC)
I wrote a script for the 'erotic adventures of Jesus Christ' a few years back.
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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-13 10:46 pm (UTC)
Awesome! Well, I've done quite a bit of research into the genre, and I've come up with absolutely no (completed) films where Jesus Christ stars in XXX action. It's an untapped market. We mean to fill it. Fill it long and hard.
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[User Picture]From: chelseachainsaw
2006-11-14 12:50 am (UTC)

my apartment looks fantastic in the background! i *LOVE* that red... i guess i'll just leave everything moved to that side if we're shooting more in there

i had a BLAST and not once was there bickering on set, i love that, just chatting and discussing, i learned alot about how i want to show the fucking and equally entertain peoples sick humour as well as just the dirty getting off

the camera movements are going to be a little experimental until i get that fuckpump motion and we need more MORE HALO on jizzus but this is all in the evolution of DIRTY MOVIES

i think having friends on set is the best way, when me and jelena were arranging the shots, it just felt like we were girlfriends hanging out, not like, ugh, "working"


the cast, the crew, the wine, the gear, the love...all of it, FIVE
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[User Picture]From: no6655321
2006-11-15 01:55 am (UTC)
I didn't realize this was all going on IN your appartment. Rad stuff. Sounds like it was a good time. And wine, gotta have wine. I'm thursty. God damn.
Looking forward to the screening.
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[User Picture]From: bustymcleod
2006-11-14 12:50 am (UTC)



I was just wandering around in your 'hood today thinking "what ever happened to that guy?" .......and here you are!

Sounds like you kids are doing amazing stuff ...amazing and hilarious. I can't wait to see it.

...and of course, if you need some high quality still shots myself and my camera would be happy to oblige!

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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-14 12:35 pm (UTC)

Re: Jeeeeeeesus!

Yes! Here I am!

I will certainly let you know about the still shots! Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: tiny_monster
2006-11-14 12:56 am (UTC)
Oh, wow!

I wish you great success in this venture, Robin! I wish you would draw more porn though (proper porn that one can actually get off on, not vagina-faced men). There are way too few people producing high-quality porn comics!
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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-14 01:16 am (UTC)
Don't worry! I have some planned sequential-art projects that have no vagina-faced men!

(Are mutated boner-beasts ok though?)
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[User Picture]From: tundraboy
2006-11-14 01:16 am (UTC)
Hooray! Jizzus' saga begins at last! You know if I was anywhere near Vanc I would be there with bells on to help lend any experience my film degree might give. Maybe I can fly up for Jizzus: The Second Coming. Also, if you ever want more fuck scripts, drop me a line. I'd love to write one for you or with you. Maybe some ode to Japanese erotica of the 1970s. Get a little bondage happening, some samurai swords and strong women, the whole 9 yards. Later!
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[User Picture]From: finkenstein
2006-11-14 01:54 am (UTC)
rock, out.
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[User Picture]From: fiveyearoldps
2006-11-14 02:06 am (UTC)
living the dream
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[User Picture]From: murdermystery
2006-11-14 04:15 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: morbioid
2006-11-14 05:24 am (UTC)
You have an awesome life. :-)
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[User Picture]From: condimentsrock
2006-11-14 06:01 am (UTC)
hi ima stranger and all but
that girl looks so much like asia argento!

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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-14 06:46 am (UTC)
You're right! She does.
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[User Picture]From: inkboy
2006-11-14 06:19 am (UTC)
Holy fuck!
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From: warrenevans
2006-11-14 09:26 pm (UTC)

Oh Canada!

It's nice to see some frisky Canadian degenerates expressing themselves creatively. And using "The Good Book" as erotic inspiration is just about what I would expect from "Bible Belt Bougie". I'm sure that Carl Rove would love to show it to his boss, a real God-nut, at the White House. Keep up the good work Robin............Shaun
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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-14 11:19 pm (UTC)

Re: Oh Canada!

SHAUN!! It's so great to see you on here... thanks for posting, man. ^_^
"Bible Belt Bougie" will do his best to follow up on your amazing legacy of sleaze.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-11-14 11:28 pm (UTC)
dude, it looks like so much freaky fun!. I wish i could have been there. i cant wait til the next scene, and nice play by play by the way. you are living the sex-a-lution.
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[User Picture]From: chelseachainsaw
2006-11-14 11:44 pm (UTC)
is that sebastan?!
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[User Picture]From: evropa
2006-11-16 04:35 am (UTC)
you guys are awesome - there will be viewings no?
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[User Picture]From: evropa
2006-11-16 04:37 am (UTC)
also - i may have an inquiry to Mr Jebus as to his hair removal techniques

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[User Picture]From: lordfeldo
2006-11-16 06:40 am (UTC)
You have been linked to by, and we all love you dearly.
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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-16 06:59 am (UTC)
Why thanks! And they seem to love us over at as well!

We'll take any and all sucking of our collective dicks as y'all are willing to bestow us with.
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[User Picture]From: puddingsock
2006-11-16 08:20 am (UTC)
Hey, you take a good picture with your shirt off! Good on ya. The floor hockey must be paying off. Ummm... does that mean you're acting in this thing?
Rebecca would HAVE to be 'ok' with the picture, what with her face stuck in the chick's ass off camera-- and for the record I thought Chelsea's cock was much, much bigger.
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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-16 09:06 am (UTC)
I have a small non-sex role!

-- Mandy! now we know what was stuck in your ass! Rebecca's nose! It's all making sense now.
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[User Picture]From: robont
2006-11-16 05:50 pm (UTC)
hey Robin, we do an internet based radio show over at (and podcast) and were wondering if you'd like to do an interview about the flick. If so drop me a line at Thanks and take care!
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[User Picture]From: chelseachainsaw
2006-11-16 09:38 pm (UTC)
oh he would!
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[User Picture]From: giesbrecht
2006-11-18 11:28 am (UTC)
If I had known that you were doing this, I could have come up with a script, I fancy myself a writer. No really!
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[User Picture]From: ursulahitler
2006-11-19 11:29 am (UTC)
I've been reading Cinema Sewer for a while, but this post would've been enough all by itself to convince me to add you to my LJ friendslist so's I can keep up with your latest adventures.

You're going to get some amazing hate mail. I'd suggest opening it with big, thick gloves. And maybe a pair of tongs.
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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-19 11:39 am (UTC)
Thanks for the add! Hope you enjoy. If you enjoy this, and the magazine, you need to order the RETARD O TRON video mixtape dvd off me. You'll simply shit. No two ways about it.
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[User Picture]From: robont
2006-11-20 06:29 pm (UTC)


Hey Robin, I sent the following last week but I guess you're not getting my emails (or they're ending up in your spam box). If you're up to it, call any time between 7-9 eastern... 1-888-RobOnt1, you'll go right on air with that number, just keep that in mind ;-)


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Rob Ont <>
Date: Nov 16, 2006 8:24 PM
Subject: Re: Jizzus interview
To: Robin ********************************

Hey Robin,

read about your flick on fleshbot and this was just too good a
premise to pass on. We do the radio show every monday night from 7-9
eastern, would love to have you on to talk about it. I know your out
on the west coast, is somewhere in that time frame doable for you?

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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2006-11-21 12:30 am (UTC)

Re: Tonight

Done and done.

As usual, I sound totally gay on the radio.

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[User Picture]From: castewar
2006-11-21 05:58 am (UTC)

Keep your God Damned shirt on!

Not you, Robin, I meant the ladies.

Actually, no. I think I mean you.

Gah, if only you hadn't marked it NSFW, I could hold you accountable. But you did...

(sob) warned us all.

Hey, is that Too Much Coffee Man at the top?
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[User Picture]From: castewar
2006-11-21 06:03 am (UTC)

Re: Keep your God Damned shirt on!

Also, I'm not sure the path to take, but I can't help but think Penn Jillette - big time libertarian and atheist - would love to hear about this video. It wouldn't be the first porn film he's discussed on his NATIONALLY SYNDICATED RADIO SHOW*, but it would be the first bible porn video he's ever discussed.

Quick, someone tell him.

Also... Bibel pr0n (tm)
I'm guessing, but I think it'll be big, so I'm going to start generating the slang right now.

Is there a tagline? Can we help think one up?

*Wow, the Big Hint key works just like the Caps Lock key.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-11-25 08:43 am (UTC)
have i told you lately?

you and rebecca knock my socks OFF!
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-11-25 08:43 am (UTC)

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From: (Anonymous)
2006-11-29 03:40 pm (UTC)


Do not underestimate what you have produced here - this is pure genius.
As you say this market is not being catered for - so just think - you could go a step further - XXX Biblical cinema!

Noah's Ark - a beastiality/orgy romp as the floods set in
The tale of moses - as he parts as many legs as he can
The vigin conception - or was it as Mary gets 'experience' before the big event

just think of the publicity - all those church groups bleeting on - will make everyone want to watch them.
you'll be able to take over the world and totally corrupt all the other religions.
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[User Picture]From: robont
2008-01-29 04:55 pm (UTC)
ok so this goes way back but we were doing our show last night and remembered we had you on way back and wondered what ever became of this? Did you finish it?
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[User Picture]From: bougieman
2008-01-30 12:04 am (UTC)
It's finished, it's just been held up by a series of mishaps and asshattery. It'll be out eventually. Sigh.
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