| More Parliment Mag photos! |
[May. 18th, 2012|10:50 pm] |
Hey remember those old photos I got that were used in the layout of actual 1970s porn magazines? I posted a bunch here:
http://bougieman.livejournal.com/549530.html
Well, I got a few more from the same guy, and I love these ones even more than the others!
This chick is so goddamn cool, it almost physically pains me to hold this photo of her in my bare hand.
This girl's name is Chris, and she has the original platform sneakers going on. Rebecca saw this one and went "Oh my god. Those shoes are amazing." Check out that solid coat of arms up there too.
Love the use of props in old 1960s and 1970s shoots. This is a perfect example of that. Those boots are mega-rad too. Some rare shaved pussy action going on here, as well.
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| DEALER INQUIRES INVITED! |
[May. 15th, 2012|11:57 pm] |
Was just browsing though a copy of SWANK magazine from Feb. 1981, and saw this ad for a 1cc vial of "Hot Pulsating Pussy scent", and thought the internet should know that this was a thing that existed.
You got five days in which to huff this pussy smell, and be "satisfied". If, for some reason five days of vagina stink didn't "satisfy", you got a full refund.
You can't make this shit up. |
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| Cat perfection |
[May. 14th, 2012|12:37 am] |
The editing on this is righteous. Watched it 5 times in a row. Laughed out loud each time.
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| Sure, there is a video store... BUT IT IS THE WORST |
[May. 9th, 2012|02:53 am] |
Gonna go visit my mom on Vancouver island. She lives in a little town called Crofton.
It's like visiting the town from THE WICKER MAN. There are only like, 4 stores in the whole town, and one of them is a video store (!!) and my mom lives upstairs from it. I'm amazed that there are any video stores in these tiny towns, but there it is.
You movie nerds think you love all video stores? You pine for them? You wish they were still plentiful? I think You would be hard pressed to love this place. They have the WORST display/filing system in any video store in recorded history.
Get this:
The dvds are in piles, with only once film visible (the one on the front of the stack) and they are organized by (wait for it) LEAD ACTOR/ACTRESS.
So you're fucked if you want to find a film and it has two equally famous people in it (like 75% of all films), and if it has three or four? It could be anywhere. Also: no computer to look the movies up by title.
Want to see PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES? Maybe it's in the John Candy pile, or maybe it's in the Steve Martin pile! But you know what? None of the piles are labeled, so you HAVE. TO. FUCKING. GUESS. which pile you're looking through as you flip through each one! ARRRRGH
The first time I went in I started laughing incredulously. Couldn't help it. The girl working there looked confused. I asked her how her customers can possibly find movies, thinking everyone must complain about not being able to find anything. Then I noticed that NO ONE except for me was looking at the catalog titles which took up 90% of the store. They were only there for the new releases, which were in a small "new release" section which was listed alphabetically.
This place is amazing. How does it still exist? |
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| DROP OUT WIVES |
[May. 9th, 2012|02:12 am] |
Here are a couple of shirt designs I did yesterday for the UK band DROP OUT WIVES.
And here they are, in action! RAAAWWWK
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| Hey, Dick Head! |
[May. 8th, 2012|11:05 pm] |
John Mozzer getting his makeup done for the sequel THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES 2.
Scan from the Dec. 1983 issue of Erotic Film Guide. |
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| KNEEL BEFORE ME (1983) |
[May. 8th, 2012|05:42 pm] |
Here’s a treat for Avon fans! Love that Times Square marquee.
It is now a giant overpriced store that sells nothing but M+M candy merchandise to tourists. Avon was the first in New York to screen “beaver” films.
Scanned from “Erotic Film Guide. Dec. 1983.” |
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